I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

Chapter 2 - IPGYPP Chapter 2



Chapter 2 - IPGYPP Chapter 2



“Assemble!”


The sudden command interrupted their unrestrained thoughts.


An Youxi came back to his senses and quickly hid behind the tree with red cheeks, he shyly covered his face and silently screamed.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


That was a little milk dog!


As for Atlas?


He is nothing but a ball.1meant to be kicked away


As people say, beauty and sweat go hand in hand, the body shares a youthful, soft and tough, handsome but cute image!


At that moment, An Youxi suddenly understood why dinosaurs became extinct.


It was because their forelimbs were too short to applaud a beautiful face. That’s why they became sad and they died!


What? Do you ask the School Grass An Youxi? What was he? Is he edible?


At that moment, the former school grass An Youxi just wanted to shout out I don’t deserve it! I don’t deserve it!


Then he lifted his hand and slowly took off the dazzling School Grass Crown and put it on the new School Grass, an unknown handsome man.


Then shyly lay under him(?)


Calm down, calm down, calm down, there are still many people watching and you are outside, restrain yourself!


An Youxi slapped himself hard.


Come, do it with me!


Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, inhale-exhale-inhale-exhale-


Two seconds later, An Youxi crouched down under the tree due to exhaustion and slowly covered his face again.


I’m gone ah ah ah!


***


In front of the tree


Ran Ningmu who managed to stand firmly, looked up and saw that the thin figure had disappeared.


??


Where did the little beauty go? He was clearly just there!


***


Behind the tree


An Youxi turned on the camera and stared at the freshly taken high definition photo of the handsome guy.


Those eyelashes, the nose, Adam’s apple and the legendary hard jawline that was cut out by a sharp knife and chiselled out by an axe!


Ahh, help! How can someone look so good in this world, correctly hitting his G-point?


The whole face was overall sexy, even the hair on the cheeks let out a strong hormonal atmosphere, especially the parted lips with a hint of confusion, red in colour with soft lustre, round with thin sweat, faintly revealing a row of white and neat teeth like a shellfish…


Okay, I really want to kiss…


Shut up, you rascal!


An Youxi patted his hot face and with his shaking fingers he clicked on the link Xia Qianqian sent last night. What he saw was a full body image, tall and strong build that showcased the man’s waist and the sky-defying long legs.


Sure enough, the man who snatched the title of school grass was this handsome in front of him!


As expected of his future successor of the crown, he was amazing!


That’s right. An Youxi fell in love at first sight with the man he took a photo of now.


No hesitation, no coyness.


He even called out Lao Gong2 husband secretly in his heart. Very shamelessly.


An Youxi took a picture of the image in the camera and sent it to Xia Qianqian, and then looked at the compliments or the rainbow farts of the new school grass in the forum and continued giggling proudly.


Ran Ningmu…


His name was Ran Ningmu.


Even the name shows a fresh, handsome breath with a hint of cuteness.


So cute!


Obviously, at this time, An Youxi had fallen in love, not only can he not extricate himself from this, and unfortunately his head was filled with water. At the same time, the water was not ordinary water, but sour lemonade with a pH of 2.5. 3may refer to Ran Ningmu. Ningmu means lemonwood or something similar His brain capacity of 250 ml was filled with love.


Obviously last night, he was secretly planning to come over and investigate the enemy’s situation, now when he saw the real person, he laid down and called Lao Gong.


Anyone who saw the scene couldn’t help but sigh that the world is full of defective goods. 4telling that An Youxi was defective because he was opposing the enemy one second and the next second changing his mind


[ Xia Qianqian: Dammit! Even the photo of your disliked person can be shot in a way he is so handsome, right? He is worthy of the man that even you cannot defeat! Simply superb!! ]


[ An Youxi: Yes, yes ~ He is indeed very handsome, the man whom I cannot defeat. He overwhelms me with his beauty ~  What a Lao Gong ~ ]


[ Xia Qianqian: ??? ]


Xia Qianqian was stunned for a while by his message, and it took two full seconds to recover.


[ Xia Qianqian: What do you mean? Are you excited??? ]


The first thing is to get to know what you are doing. The actual fact is that the particular person is not someone you are in love with, are you?


[ An Youxi: dokidoki ~ move ah move ah ~ I can’t wait to it on him and move by myself ~ (〃つωC) ]


[ Xia Qianqian: ?????? ]


Ignoring Xia Qianqian, An Youxi took the camera and stood up.


The moment he stepped out from behind the tree, he became the cold and haughty flower of the high mountains.


His eyebrows were full of sparseness and, his fair skin seemed to be covered with frost. His grey-blue iris half hidden under his thick long lashes was like a fragile crystal.


Anyone who meets his gaze couldn’t help feeling that ‘I am just a common man’ feeling.


Simply put, compared to him they did not feel high class.


If it was said that An Youxi was a treasure in the treasure collection, he was the treasure which needs to be covered in a dustproof glass cover and locked inside a safe not allowing other people to see.


Of course, this was all an illusion, in reality, An Youxi was so nervous that he did not know what expression to make.


Because of his cold appearance, An Youxi’s expression makes other people alienate him more. And he is often misunderstood by strangers because he appears to be detached.


The actual fact is that he is not some pure, delicate and small flower that was about to bloom.


It’s just wrong.


The aggrieved An Youxi refocused his camera on Ran Ningmu’s handsome face and his little heart was about to burst into pink bubbles.


I want to pursue him!


An Youxi recalled the shocking glimpse now and secretly made up his mind.


I must make him the father of my future child!


***


On the other side, Ran Ningmu who had been peeking to see the disappeared An Youxi saw the little beauty appear again. He hurriedly looked away, puffed his chest and tried his best to look like he was the tallest one in the field.


He was so cute.


His skin was so white, his hair soft, the tip of his nose small and chubby and his eyes were super pretty and clear like a glass ball filled with water.


He fell in love with him at first sight.


Ran Ningmu thought about his beloved now with red ears and thought, I must have him as my future wife!


***


The military training passed quickly.


Of course, only the beautiful flowers or oddballs, A Youxi and Ran Ningmu felt happy. Others did not wait and left for the cafeteria to have food early and then go and sleep in the dormitory.


A student came over to ask Ran Ningmu for a meal, but he refused the other party, staring at the white back in the crowd vaguely lost in thought.


Before he had time to look for the other party, he had to leave. So, he thought, the next time we meet, I don’t know when…


Ran Ningmu blinked and took a deep breath and walked towards the boy.


***


The whistle in order to disperse echoed in the air and the whole land tumbled with noisy and crowded waves.


The dense crowd clattered past the eyes, and when An Youxi raised his eyes again, the boy had disappeared.


An Youxi looked around resolutely and couldn’t find the handsome guy he was thinking of in the crowd.


It’s okay to stand like this, anyway, he came to sneak shots in the camera and was not in a hurry.


Thinking of this, An Youxi reluctantly put away his camera planning to go back and order a takeaway of fried chicken and drink a cup of iced milk tea as a celebration of this memorable day.


However, when An Youxi turned around he accidentally stepped on a plastic bottle that was kicked down near his feet.


He suddenly lost balance and was startled waving his hand to catch something and it landed on something soft making a crisp sound.


“Senior, be careful- woo.”


A slightly eager low voice abruptly was heard behind him.


Immediately after that, a wide palm firmly pressed against An Youxi’s tilted back and then pushed upwards steadily supporting An Youxi’s body.


“……” An Youxi was dumbfounded by the sudden sound of the subwoofer, and only after regaining his footing did he realize what was going on and twisted his head around.


Ran Ningmu covered his face, met An Youxi’s shocked eyes, and reflexively smiled at him, revealing two pointed tiger teeth and sweet dimples.


“……” An Youxi breathing stalled, not only his cochlea went numb, but his heart also went numb.


As a CV 5character voice= voice acting, An Youxi more or less had problems with voice control.


However, even if he had heard hundreds of voices, he had to admit that Ran Ningmu’s voice belonged to one of the top voices in the online CV community.


Neither too deep nor old nor too magnetic to look mechanical. Whether it was the tone or the chest cavity’s resonance, it was exactly appropriate.


It was simply the dream voice of An Youxi!


Coincidentally, in addition to being a voice addict, An Youxi was also a dimple addict.


In just three seconds, An Youxi’s sue point and cute point were directly poked and viciously, his legs went weak, and he almost knelt on that spot.


What kind of idol drama was this?


How could it be such a coincidence that he was held up by the other party when he was about to fall?


Yue Lao 6God of Marriage and Love in the Chinese Mythology is that you? Yue Lao? Is this the red thread you helped me pull? Wait a minute, Yue Lao, I will offer incense to you when I go back!


An Youxi, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, did I hit you just now? Does it hurt?”


As he spoke, he reached out his hand and held Ran Ningmu’s hand.


The real intention was to take advantage of the opportunity to feel the hand, of course.


When he heard this, Ran Ningmu was picking up the bottle. He raised his head, his white skin was so healthy, and the sweat had been wiped off.


The whole face was clean and fresh, not to mention injured, even a pimple could not be found.


An Youxi withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, thinking it was a pity in his heart.


Ran Ningmu, “I’m fine, but senior, did you sprain your foot?”


An Youxi hurriedly waved his hands, “No, thanks to you for supporting me, otherwise, I would have sprained my ankle.”


Ran Ningmu smiled lowly, patting An Youxi’s back slightly, “It’s okay, as long as you’re fine.”


“It’s so embarrassing…”


The two stood in the sea of people, looking at each other affectionately, neither of them willing to leave.


Ran Ningmu and An Youxi: Wow, in close-up, he looks so cute/handsome


They can’t just stand there in that moment forever.


Seeing the flow of people getting bigger and bigger, Ran Ningmu took the initiative to propose,” If the Senior doesn’t like it here, why don’t I invite you to eat in the cafeteria?”


An Youxi,” Okay, okay, let’s go to the third cafeteria, it was newly opened and I heard they have boiled fish!”


After hastily talking, An Youxi realized, that he was talking without getting a good idea of what they were doing.


But it doesn’t matter.


Because he is about to have his first meal with the male god!


Excited o(≧v≦)o~


The two hit it off and mingled in the army of students’ side by side.


When passing by a trash bin, Ran Ningmu threw the water bottle into the recyclable category.


He coughed slightly and said righteously, “Trash should be kept in the trash bin, these people litter everywhere without having a sense of public morality”


An Youxi nodded dizzily,” That’s right, they have no sense of public morality”


Ran Ningmu,” The actual fact is that the person who littered should be thrown in the bin together with the trash.”


An Youxi,” That’s right…”


In fact, he didn’t listen to what Ran Ningmu was saying, but still whatever Ran Ningmu says is correct.


Ran Ningmu secretly glanced at the people around him and thought: I thought it would be difficult to get close, but unexpectedly it went very smoothly, but I was a little dazed at that time, so I just smiled casually, and the senior followed. What should I do if he was cheated on by someone?


After Ran Ningmu looked away, An Youxi also secretly glanced at Ran Ningmu, thinking: He is as gentle and kind as his cute appearance, but his vigilance is too poor, how can he casually follow the person, someone, he met for the first time? Just blindly following him? What if other people covet his body as much as himself?


Ran Ningmu and An Youxi: It’s really worrying. Jpg


Their footsteps faded away.


***


After the two men left.


Thought that their water bottle was stolen, so he re-bought a bottle to drink and threw it away. At the time the wretched man 7probably the man who was commenting on that girl in the previous chapter saw his own water bottle in the trash bin and said,” …”


Fuck you.


***


The author has something to say


Youxi: He is so easy to cheat


Ninmu: He is so easy to cheat

  • 1meant to be kicked away
  • 2 husband
  • 3may refer to Ran Ningmu. Ningmu means lemonwood or something similar
  • 4telling that An Youxi was defective because he was opposing the enemy one second and the next second changing his mind
  • 5character voice= voice acting
  • 6God of Marriage and Love in the Chinese Mythology
  • 7probably the man who was commenting on that girl in the previous chapter


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